Movie Review: Justice League (2018)

It wasn't good. It wasn't bad. Bad shows can be bad enough to become good. Justice League was just flat out boring. I almost slept through the first hour (that's 50% of the run time) as Batman went around collecting superheroes to fight a cousin of Freddy Krueger called Steppenwolf (I thought that's a band... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Attrition (2018)

Steven Seagal is relentless, churning out movies regularly. Attrition is one of his better ones, and I enjoyed it thoroughly (relative to his other movies, not Hollywood). The brutality is visceral and Seagal fights a lot in this movie. No poor body doubles or screen splicing. It's really A Seagal-fest. The story takes place somewhere... Continue Reading →

Skyscraper (Movie Review)

I’ll watch anything with Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) in it. However dumb it may be. Skyscraper was one of them. There are serious plot holes though the filming and cinematography is excellent. Will Sawyer (The Rock) has a backstory where he makes a wrong decision not to shoot a suicide bomber and suffers his leg... Continue Reading →

No Escape (Movie Review)

Okay, it's been too long since I wrote my last movie review. As you might know, I'm keen on watching action films in the Steven Seagal genre. Today, I'm gonna review No Escape, an action thriller by Owen Wilson. What...wait? Owen Wilson? Yep, the Shanghai Noon, comedy guy with the nasal cowboy accent. Anyway, check... Continue Reading →

Noah (Movie Review)

      I must say I was excited at first then left very disappointed. Halfway through the film, I wanted to turn it off. Even the recent movie "Son of God" was much better. As movies go, the action is entertaining but the plot is nothing close to the biblical account. There is not... Continue Reading →

The Keeper (Movie review)

The Keeper is really a keeper. I'll tell you why. As usual, it starts with a back story that has no bearing on the story at all. Seagal is betrayed by his partner, a greedy cop, on a drug money bust. Seagal is shot multiple times but his partner didn't bother to check if he... Continue Reading →

Mercenary for Justice (Movie review)

This show was illogical and ridiculous. I understood nothing of what was happening throughout the whole show but I still enjoyed it. Sounds like the fantastic Out for Justice but way way lousier. It stars Mr Ponytail as John Seeger, a mercenary. He's fighting against the French in war torn Africa for unknown reasons. That's... Continue Reading →

Driven to Kill (Movie review)

Having sprained my ankle, I'm now resting at home. What better time to catch up on Steven Seagal movies than reading useful books! Driven to Kill (2009) is a high octane blood pumping (literally and liberally) action movie that catches you from the start to the end. The premise is that Seagal is a Russian... Continue Reading →

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